I lost a toe but I still have my kidneys.
So now that I'm typing on the blog again, I'll be doing at least one review of a random or suggested movie every weekend. Will these be deep and meaningful? Well of course not, I'm a critic not Aristotle, but if you want simplified and (hopefully) entertaining film criticism then this is the blog for you... Was that too much like a commercial with Billy Mayes?
If you seen "How to Train Your Dragon" and your mind wasn't blown then try this.
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